#BLESS YOU AND THAT PLAID SHIRT OF YOURS #I WONDER IF TOM HAS A STRANGE AFFECTION FOR HIS CHEST HAIR#BECAUSE IT’S JUST LIKE THAT LITTLE PATCH THERE #I WONDER IF HE INSISTS AND NAGS THE COSTUME DESIGNERS IN THE MOVIES HE WORKS ON TO NOT HAVE THEM TOO TIGHT #BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE THE HAIR HE TOOK SO LONG TO GROW #AND WHEN HE GETS HOME AND TAKES A SHOWER #HE USES A SPECIAL KIND OF SHAMPOO ON THAT PATCH AND WORKS ON IT FOR A LONG TIME SO IT HAS ~VOLUME~ #AND THEN HE STANDS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR WITH JUST A TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND HIS WAIST AND COMBS THAT LITTLE PATCH WITH A SPECIAL COMB HE F… #OR THAT ONE BRUSH FROM BLADES OF GLORY THAT WILL FERRELL HAD THAT WAS MADE OF AN ELEPHANTS TOOTH OR WHATEVER IT WAS #AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW MANY HAIRS HE HAS IN THERE AND EVEN NAMED A FEW STUBBORN ONES THAT TOOK TOO LONG TO GROW #HIS FAVOURITE HIS WALLACE #AND IF HE FINDS ONE STUCK IN HIS SHIRT OR IN THE SINK BECAUSE IT FELL OFF HE GRABS IT VERY CAREFULLY AND SAYS GOODBYE TO IT IN ITS OWN SP…#AND AS HE FLUSHES THE LOST HAIR DOWN THE TOILET A LONE TEAR FALLS DOWN HIS FACE AND YOU CAN HEAR THE SONG ~GOODBYE MY LOVER~ PLAYING IN T… #wow this got weird very quickly #k: tom hiddleston
LMFAO. OMFG. I CAN’T STOP LOLING.
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